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There’s this company, in Australia… all it does is help businesses put advertisements in their “on-hold” music in their phone lines. The company is called “Messages On Hold”. Look what they do:

It seems that when you run a business whose livelihood is making people angry to begin with, you have nothing to lose in employing infuriating advertising tactics… What’s even worse is that the target audience (businessmen who want to put ads in their “on-hold” calls) are probably less than 0.00001% of the people watching.

There’s a special place in Hell for these people. Clearly, they feed from the rust along the bottom of the barrel.

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